I never knew there was so much variety in the world of incontinent underwear. Mom wanted a brand called Certainties, with Dad I could get the store brand version of Depends. Small/medium, which made me do an emotional double take because as a kid, Dad always wore extra large everything…

The Top 20 Sexiest Prince Songs Who knows how many ’80s and ’90s babies were conceived to Prince music? Nobody but nobody left behind a more seductive and sensuous musical legacy than his late, great Royal Badness himself. With Prince once more rushing to the top of the charts with…

How can I put this in a way so as not 2 offend or unnerve? Prince and I have been linked since the dawn of my manhood. I lost my virginity at 19 using a Prince condom. Purple Rain Coats, they were called. They came in a little matchbook style…

How much did Prince’s death affect me? Enough to make me write a book. I went through something akin to a mental breakdown following Prince’s death in April, 2016. The death affected every aspect of my life, from my social life (I was prone to crying jags for weeks at…

“A clown was my boss at every job I ever had” — Too Much Joy He would rap three times in succession — bap bap bap — and and one final extended knock on the wooden door that opened into the antechamber of the 15th floor of City Hall Bap…